NOTE: It is possible that Fanatik was intended for the Eighth Series.
NOTE: Toadal was intended for the Eighth Series, but was pulled before
production began.
Knots Gelatine / Knox Gelatine
Hostile Thinkies / Hostess Twinkies
Kleenaxe / Kleenex Tissues
Canadian Clod / Canadian Club
Cheep / Cheer Detergent
Ivery Snow / Ivory Snow
Hex-Lax / Ex-Lax
Paid Killers / Raid
Rolaches / Rolaids
Bam / Pam
Hopeless Snow Balls / Hostess Sno Balls
Smoocher's / Smucker’s Jam
Shot / Scott Tissue
Biva / Viva Towels
Scary Lee / Sara Lee
Yubum / Yuban Coffee
Kentucky Fried Fingers /
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kong Fu / Kung Fu Cards
Daffy / Davis Baking Powder
Choke-Up / Close-Up Toothpaste
Hardly Wrap / Handi Wrap
Suffertone / Coppertone
STD Oil Shortage / STP Oil Treatment
Dr. Popper / Dr. Pepper
Mop & Glop / Mop & Glo Cleaner
Bone Ami / Bon Ami
Toadal / Total Cereal
Lipoff Cup-a-Slop / Lipton Cup-a-Soup
Yicks / Vicks Cough Drops
Fanatik / Fantastik
Scorch / Scope Mouthwash
Burpsi-Cola / Pepsi-Cola